Welcome To The Internet
Welcome to the internetHave a look aroundAnything that brain of yoursCan think of can be foundWe’ve got mountains of contentSome better, some worseIf none of it’s of interest to youYou’d be the first
Welcome to the internetCome & take a seatWould you like to see the newsOr any famous women’s feat.
There’s no need to panicThis isn’t a test ha haaJust nod or shake your headAnd we’ll do the rest
Welcome to the internetWhat would you preferWould you like to fightFor civil rightsOr tweet a racial slur
Be happy be hornyBe bursting with rageWe got a millionDifferent ways to engage
Welcome to the internetPut your cares asideHere’s a tip for straining pastaHere’s a 9 year old who died
We got moviesAnd doctors and fantasy sportsAnd a bunch of colored pencil drawings ofAll the different characters in harry potterF**King each otherWelcome to the internet
Hold on to your socks‘Cuz a random guyJust kindly sent youPhotos of his cock
They are grainy and off puttingHe just sent you moreDon’t act surprisedYou know you like it you whore
See a man beheadedGet offended see a shrinkShow us pictures of your childrenTell us every thought you think
Start a rumor buy a broomOr send a death threat to a boomerOr dm a girl and groom herDo a zoom or find a tumorAnd here’s a healthy breakfast optionYou should kill your mom
Here’s why women never f*ck youHere’s how you can build a bombWhich power ranger are youTake this quirky quizObama sent the immigrantsTo vaccinate your kids
Could i interestYou in everythingAll of the timeA little bit of everythingAll of the time
Apathy’s a tragedyAnd boredom is a crimeAnything and everythingAll of the time
Could i interest youIn everythingAll of the timeA little bit of everythingAll of the time
Apathy’s a tragedyAnd boredom is a crimeAnything and everythingAll of the time
You knowIt wasn’t always like this
Not very long agoJust before your timeRight before the towers fellCirca 99
This was catalogues travel blogsA chat room or 2We set our sightsAnd spent our nights waiting!For you youInsatiable youMommy let you use her ipadYou were barely twoAnd it did all the thingsWe designed it to do
Now look at you ohh
Look at you you youUnstoppable watchableYour time is nowYour inside’s outHoney how you grew
And if we stick togetherWho knows what we’ll doIt was always the planTo put the world in your hand
Could i interestYou in everythingAll of the timeA bit of everythingAll of the time
Apathy’s a tragedyAnd boredom is a crimeAnything and everythingAll of the time
Haa haa…
Could i interest youIn everythingAll of the timeA bit of everythingAll of the time
Apathy’s a tragedyAnd boredom is a crimeAnything and everythingAnd anything and everythingAnd anything and everythingAnd all of the time
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