Kaleshi Chori Lyrics – Dg Immortals | Pranjal Dahiya
Kaleshi Chori Lyrics
Yeah haan, Chori tu ghani tez ho rahi hai.
Gaadi 200 paar race ho rahi hai, Aaj barish badi tez ho rahi hai, Bachke tu jayegi kahan, Madam gaadi teri chase ho rahi hai.
Tu kand karwave tu kalesh chori hai, Tu kand karwave tu kalesh chori hai, Tu kand karwave tu kalesh chori hai, Hamein dekh ke kyun sansein teri, Tez ho rahi hai.
Gaadi te dikhaya manne namak, Chori dekh gayi chamak, Break daap khadi ho gayi, Jam ho gayi poori sadak.
Chori hai tu thodi chatak, Poori daru jawe gatak, Maa ki su kati katak, Dekh ho gayi tanne bhadak.
Makha manja na naas karwavegi ke, Gaadi ke tyre’an ke niche, Ek adha dabavegi ke, Maut ka saman lera ghoda dabwavegi ke, Pap karwa ke 302 lagwavegi ke.
Pehle line marun fir tujhe line marun, Main fakeer hu har job resign marun, Teri body chal rahi sar pe tere fine dalun, Tere dil main likhun nam, Teri chati pe main sign marun.
Rap karte hai hum r*pe nahi karte, Tujhe dara hua aise hum dekh nahi sakte, Dil fenk ke bhag gaye isme break nahi lagte, Tu aur meri gaadi dono thukni ek hi wakt pe.
Gaadi 200 paar race ho rahi hai, Aaj barish badi tez ho rahi hai, Bachke tu jayegi kahan, Madam gaadi teri chase ho rahi hai.
Kand karwave tu kalesh chori hai, Tu kand karwave tu kalesh chori hai, Tu kand karwave tu kalesh chori hai, Hamein dekh ke kyun sansein teri, Tez ho rahi hai.
Mila na meri aankh se aankh, Gaadi se gaadi bhida de, Chadha ri aankh aur naak, Gale pe ittar laga ke.
Manne dikhave tewar, Fir ne baby seater batave, Delhi ke maai baap, Iski maa ki lele jo chahve.
Ghumenge l*quor chadha ke, Dhuein mein fikar uda ke, Tezi mein woofer baja ke, Marenge niche jhuka ke.
Le lenge jaan teri, Haste haste raat bita ke, Chhod de chhap road, Husan kasam apni dila ke.
Mere baare chore karte baat tere shahar ke, Hum se pehal the na baap tere shahar ke, Tujhe roke bina aaj to na theharte, Tu bhi jane hum hai nawab tere shehar ke.
Mujhe aise taad gayi, Garmi tu seene main utaar gayi, Maar gayi tere sath todni hai charpayi, Tere yaar kayi maane mujhe star bai, Mera har din weekend par kare ravivar nayi.
Mere paas score panch aake baith, Mere paas karaun tere toll pass, Baithi panch ghar ke paas plot panch, Aage panch tere jaisi peeche panch.
Tere pe udaun tere car chale, Peeche paanch aage uske zero panch, Panch panch panch, Khol jolly ghata ghat pee ke naach, Khol jolly ghata ghat pee ke naach.
Teddi teddi dekhe chori, Ke luko rahi hai.
Gaadi 200 paar race ho rahi hai, Aaj barish badi tez ho rahi hai, Bachke tu jayegi kahan, Madam gaadi teri chase ho rahi hai.
Tu kand karwave tu kalesh chhori hai, Tu kand karwave tu kaleshi chori hai, Tu kand karwave tu kalesh chhori hai, Hamein dekh ke kyun sansein teri, Tez ho rahi hai.
Kaleshi Chori Song Info:
| Song: | Kaleshi Chori |
| Singer(s): | Dg Immortals , Harjas Harjaayi , Raga , Virtual_AF |
| Musician(s): | Sshiv |
| Lyricist(s): | Dg Immortals, Harjas Harjaayi, Raga, Virtual_AF |
| Cast: | Pranjal Dahiya |
| Label(©): | VYRL Haryanvi |