Welcome To The Internet Lyrics – Bo Burnham
Welcome To The Internet Lyrics
Welcome to the internet Have a look around Anything that brain of yours Can think of can be found We’ve got mountains of content Some better, some worse If none of it’s of interest to you You’d be the first
Welcome to the internet Come & take a seat Would you like to see the news Or any famous women’s feat.
There’s no need to panic This isn’t a test ha haa Just nod or shake your head And we’ll do the rest
Welcome to the internet What would you prefer Would you like to fight For civil rights Or tweet a racial slur
Be happy be horny Be bursting with rage We got a million Different ways to engage
Welcome to the internet Put your cares aside Here’s a tip for straining pasta Here’s a 9 year old who died
We got movies And doctors and fantasy sports And a bunch of colored pencil drawings of All the different characters in harry potter F**King each other Welcome to the internet
Hold on to your socks ‘Cuz a random guy Just kindly sent you Photos of his cock
They are grainy and off putting He just sent you more Don’t act surprised You know you like it you whore
See a man beheaded Get offended see a shrink Show us pictures of your children Tell us every thought you think
Start a rumor buy a broom Or send a death threat to a boomer Or dm a girl and groom her Do a zoom or find a tumor And here’s a healthy breakfast option You should kill your mom
Here’s why women never f*ck you Here’s how you can build a bomb Which power ranger are you Take this quirky quiz Obama sent the immigrants To vaccinate your kids
Could i interest You in everything All of the time A little bit of everything All of the time
Apathy’s a tragedy And boredom is a crime Anything and everything All of the time
Could i interest you In everything All of the time A little bit of everything All of the time
Apathy’s a tragedy And boredom is a crime Anything and everything All of the time
You know It wasn’t always like this
Not very long ago Just before your time Right before the towers fell Circa 99
This was catalogues travel blogs A chat room or 2 We set our sights And spent our nights waiting! For you you Insatiable you Mommy let you use her ipad You were barely two And it did all the things We designed it to do
Now look at you ohh
Look at you you you Unstoppable watchable Your time is now Your inside’s out Honey how you grew
And if we stick together Who knows what we’ll do It was always the plan To put the world in your hand
Could i interest You in everything All of the time A bit of everything All of the time
Apathy’s a tragedy And boredom is a crime Anything and everything All of the time
Haa haa…
Could i interest you In everything All of the time A bit of everything All of the time
Apathy’s a tragedy And boredom is a crime Anything and everything And anything and everything And anything and everything And all of the time
Song Credits
Song: Welcome To The Internet