Welcome To The Internet Lyrics – Bo Burnham
Welcome To The Internet Lyrics
Welcome to the internet, Have a look around, Anything that brain of yours, Can think of can be found, We’ve got mountains of content, Some better, some worse, If none of it’s of interest to you, You’d be the first.
Welcome to the internet, Come & take a seat, Would you like to see the news, Or any famous women’s feat..
There’s no need to panic, This isn’t a test ha haa, Just nod or shake your head, And we’ll do the rest.
Welcome to the internet, What would you prefer, Would you like to fight, For civil rights, Or tweet a racial slur.
Be happy be horny, Be bursting with rage, We got a million, Different ways to engage.
Welcome to the internet, Put your cares aside, Here’s a tip for straining pasta, Here’s a 9 year old who died.
We got movies, And doctors and fantasy sports, And a bunch of colored pencil drawings of, All the different characters in harry potter, F**King each other, Welcome to the internet.
Hold on to your socks, ‘Cuz a random guy, Just kindly sent you, Photos of his cock.
They are grainy and off putting, He just sent you more, Don’t act surprised, You know you like it you whore.
See a man beheaded, Get offended see a shrink, Show us pictures of your children, Tell us every thought you think.
Start a rumor buy a broom, Or send a death threat to a boomer, Or dm a girl and groom her, Do a zoom or find a tumor, And here’s a healthy breakfast option, You should kill your mom.
Here’s why women never f*ck you, Here’s how you can build a bomb, Which power ranger are you, Take this quirky quiz, Obama sent the immigrants, To vaccinate your kids.
Could i interest, You in everything, All of the time, A little bit of everything, All of the time.
Apathy’s a tragedy, And boredom is a crime, Anything and everything, All of the time.
Could i interest you, In everything, All of the time, A little bit of everything, All of the time.
Apathy’s a tragedy, And boredom is a crime, Anything and everything, All of the time.
You know, It wasn’t always like this.
Not very long ago, Just before your time, Right before the towers fell, Circa 99.
This was catalogues travel blogs, A chat room or 2, We set our sights, And spent our nights waiting!, For you you, Insatiable you, Mommy let you use her ipad, You were barely two, And it did all the things, We designed it to do.
Now look at you ohh.
Look at you you you, Unstoppable watchable, Your time is now, Your inside’s out, Honey how you grew.
And if we stick together, Who knows what we’ll do, It was always the plan, To put the world in your hand.
Could i interest, You in everything, All of the time, A bit of everything, All of the time.
Apathy’s a tragedy, And boredom is a crime, Anything and everything, All of the time.
Haa haa….
Could i interest you, In everything, All of the time, A bit of everything, All of the time.
Apathy’s a tragedy, And boredom is a crime, Anything and everything, And anything and everything, And anything and everything, And all of the time.
Welcome To The Internet Song Info:
| Song: | Welcome To The Internet |
| Singer(s): | Bo Burnham |
| Musician(s): | Bo Burnham |
| Lyricist(s): | Bo Burnham |
| Cast: | Bo Burnham |
| Label(©): | Bo Burnham |